13 December 2010

no te preocupes

If I was ever concerned that maybe I'd never find anyone to date, my fears have been assuaged tonight--I now know that if I show up at Betos at 9pm and pull into the drive thru, there will be an older Mexican man ordering inside who will blow kisses at me and then disappear only to suddenly reappear next to my open car window. He will not be deterred by my obvious shock, but will shake and kiss my hand, tell me repeatedly how beautiful I am and think my name is Candy. So I'm pretty much set.

And if that doesn't work out, there's always the Israeli man selling hand lotion (ie, hitting on women) at the mall.

awesome.

5 comments:

zam said...

Wow! I really need to blog about all of the older gentlemen who flirt with me at the grocery story, that way I could refer you to the post so you could know that you are not alone in being pursued by stellar prospects.
Did that make any sense?
Love you, babe!

DandE LAM said...

Ha.Ha.Ha. Oh dear!

e. said...

awesome.

Jen's Blog said...

That's hilarious. I love those Israeli men!

Leslie said...

Haha. Yes! I love this. I need to start my collection of "if all else fails" men.