15 September 2010

moving on

yesterday BYU sent me an email congratulating me on my graduation and requesting that I:

"Please do not call Brigham Young University at this time,
as your diploma has already been mailed."

and I thought

Dear BYU,
I wasn't planning on calling.
I'm afraid you'll ask me for money (specifically the $20.10 "gift" you emailed/called me about at least 4 times before graduation).
The thing is, I don't have any right now.
Do you take IOUs?

Love,
K

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